June 20th, 2008 09:15pm
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The sandboxless kids of Fox Hollow Park.
His Majesty wishes to offer a Tip of the Royal Tophat, an expression of sincere gratitude and a heartfelt apology to His Honor the Vice Mayor for being thorough in his research and straightening us out on our facts. His Majesty is envious of the newspapers which have fact checkers and never slip up. His Majesty has only the royal …
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June 17th, 2008 02:23pm
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In which His Majesty crawls through the trees with the nature photographer and watches the Petaluma national bird feather its nest.
If you were at the City Hall Monday night June 16th [and who in Petaluma wasn't?] you were treated to a rare and wondrous sight. It was captured on film by the Discovery Channel’s naturalist photographer and we share it here with you now for the first time …
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June 15th, 2008 08:44pm
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In which His Majesty considers whether to fire an intern. [Always blame it on the intern.]
“Park It” was originally posted several days ago [time gets distorted for old emperors]. His Majesty got rapid responses from a councilmember, a vice mayor and a mayor, flooding His Majesty with numbers, dollar signs, spread sheets and veiled threats about “facts” and the implication that His Majesty was clueless about which he …
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June 8th, 2008 10:00am
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In which it seems citizens of Norton Nation have already spent their stimulating packages.
Yesterday, His Majesty read from the funny papers to help folks understand the economic situation. Norton Nation responded with their emails. Seems a few folks are concerned by the sorry state of affairs themselves. Just remember, kiddies, you can ask el Presidente Bush, his heir John McBush or the Corporate-Government Complex …
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June 7th, 2008 12:42pm
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In which His Majesty loves the smell of the PD in the morning.
Thanks to the vigorous protests of loyal Norton Nation citizens who picketed the Castle, the royal family was required to free His Majesty from the attic, suspend his bread and water diet [no worries, it was Dela Fattoria bread and NOT plastic bottled water.] and return his laptop for blogging [blogging is cheaper than prozac]. In defense …
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June 1st, 2008 11:46pm
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In which His Majesty is once again locked in the attic for his own good.
Today’s post is written by the Royal Secretary of State. We’re sorry to inform His Majesty’s three readers that he could not be induced to write this week. He spent the week shuffling from room to room mumbling something about if Simpson didn’t have to do his homework, why should he. [We’re …
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