July 19th, 2008 09:18am

Weekend Wrap Up

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All the news that’s unfit to print Still President George Bush visited California [now that the fires are mostly contained...and our attention has moved on to the newly discovered Scott Fitzgerald novel "Fannie and Freddie"] to show how concerned he is with our plight [he'll be back when the winter rains turn all those burned out hillsides into mudslides] and to ask all ten of the northbay’s Republicans to donate … Read More »
July 13th, 2008 04:32pm

Home Again Home Again Jiggidy Jig

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In which His Majesty contemplates the invasion of New York and New Jersey for the purpose of bringing true thin crust pizza to the Kingdom of Petaluma. His Majesty enlarged his carbon footprint and flew east on holiday from the blog. We trust that the citizens of Norton Nation survived for a few weeks and maintained a cynical outlook on things [oh, you bet, your Majesty. … Read More »